Oh, Ian. They’re going to fire you for not making this a slide show. 

You seem like you don't tip waiters

I am mainly wary of two things:

Netflix probably wants to cover their own asses for one. Even if they don’t want people to get nasty there, there’s still a chance that they will so they have to provide condoms. Imagine if they got sued for an unwanted pregnancy.

At first I was going to make the same comment but then I remembered what it was like being in basic training and then AIT. Some people either have zero shame/respect towards people near them or vastly overestimate their ability to be discreet.

He might paint himself as a victim after someone tells him it’s not flattering. But until then his pea brain will take it as a compliment.

I’m only here to say “Can we stop calling it X (Formerly Twitter)“? Either call it X, or better yet in defiance, just call it Twitter. But I think the Internet knows it’s formerly Twitter by now. 

You know what, it’s a great cast and director, but can Hollywood not do Donald Trump movies? Or at least wait until he kicks the bucket? Because if you make a movie about Donald Trump now, it will give him the thing he values above everything else: attention. As soon as he finds out about this movie, it’s all he’s…

You know, the last words of the guy who did that, right as security escorted him out of the building, were definitely “WORTH IT.”

 What you didn't know is that the woman in question is a resentful bigot.

“Most of America” couldn’t even muster half the popular vote, FYI

I love that he gave zero fucks, whipped out his phone and proceeded. LOL Something tells me shit like this won’t happen again. These folks (corporations) think they can control what talent says? buahahaha

You know, Lifetime turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.

“...you’re just a faded old prat with an inflated view of himself.”

It’s a distinction without a difference. I get Apple not wanting an event centered around a recent high-profile release to become a DeNiro political diatribe, but whether they cut lines from his speech or “replaced” it with an earlier draft (that they probably wrote) the outcome was the same - DeNiro onstage with…

So fun. And here I thought us costal elites were the smug ones? Jesus Christ. Why is it “obvious” people do not care about America? Because you say so?

Sir, this is Arby’s.

Yeah that sounds like a half assed “ a bad intern did it , then ran away” excuse . I mean its barely an excuse at all.

That explanation smells like bullshit.

“So, yeah, Apple censored the speech, but maybe it didn’t do it on purpose?”