I guess the bailiff was out sick that day?

who’s been receiving text messages from someone who insists they are “running out of time!”

Really, I’m all for making the FBI’s job easier in this case.

JFC

It’s, uh, translated. It apparently makes sense in Japanese.

“Starbucks has always served as the Third Place, a place between home and work where you feel the warmth of connection over coffee, community, and belonging,”

Alienate that Stranger Things crowd by showing even stranger things.

Yet that same amount of frustration never seemed to happen when the brilliant Andrew Dominik’s Marilyn Monroe biopic-ish film Blonde was slapped with an NC-17 rating by the Motion Picture Association of America, thus sentencing the Joyce Carol Oates adaptation to skip theaters and go straight to Netflix.

My favorite memory was when it was pointed out to me that the One Ring destroyed itself.

I’m having Macross/Robotech/Battletech flashbacks.

Other people beat me Starlight Brigade (OMG Starlight Brigade), so how about this one?

China’s Out-of-Control Booster Rocket Returns to Earth

“So whether you are about to drop a hot Tweet thread, share your shower thoughts, or have a bad case of the Mondays, your Tweets can better convey what you are up to.”

Jesus, I missed that it was a repurposed industrial robot. That’s insane.

Fortnite is fun, but going up against overcaffeinated tweens who can somehow build Fort Knox in less than a second is not fun for me. Zero Build was a gift.

The question I haven’t seen asked yet is:

I barely passed high school chemistry and “Au” immediately leapt out to me as “Gold”. Anyone making the leap from “AuAg” to “Australian antigen” is either an idiot or a troll. Which sums up 99% of these conspiracy theorists.

WHO’S THE TOUGH GUY NOW JEROME

It’s cool, God will fix it somehow.

Charming and harmless. More, please.