Very much Cowboy Bebop vibes here. If they’re looking to rip off CB, I am very interested.

Clarification: the above is sarcasm and I do not actually believe that.

It’s cool. Because when you die, even if it’s a horrible drawn-out cancerous death, you’ll go to heaven and everything is hunky-dory for the rest of eternity. Our shit lives on Earth are just a blip, if that.

Ohhhhhh this makes so much sense. It’s probably a ring with a ‘kyber crystal’ in it. Get engaged with a REAL lightsaber crystal!

“Rest assured we are committed to transparency and community trust and will address all matters of public concern equitably, fairly, and in accordance with applicable laws,” it said.

I really fucking hope you’re right.

And now all those evangelicals who’ve been wringing their hands for the past 6 years over their devil’s bargain can start feeling good about themselves again.

My only guess is that they must make a TON of money off selling our location data, and having their players stay home must seriously cut into that.

Thor: Ragnarok was SO great (up until then end when they had to have the mandated giant battle - then it was just ‘eh’). But based on this:

They have done an absolutely fantastic job with Viktor.

You are very patient.

People are weird. If you’re having fun playing your game, you’re doing it right.

Video would be nice.

That’s. Fucking. Awesome.

Those monsters at Fox news who want everyone to arm themselves or arm the schools, need to see what it’s like to go through one of these things.

My hopes for The Winds of Winter are raised. A little.

“Sir, I’ve run the numbers. If we keep the base riled up, we’ll have a 3% greater voter turnout.”

Please note: not entirely serious.

Here’s a retcon for you:

I didn’t love the interior art, but the cover art was gorgeous.