I figured this might be a tough sell for AV Club folks. We certainly tolerated Disqus better than Kinja. This is really more for anyone who wants to keep the community together regardless though, because the signs on the wall are that commenting is about to get a lot worse around here.

Whoa, whoa... I’m all for supporting the departing Deadspin writers, but is loving Kinja required? That seems like a tough sell.

Hey Kinja commenters!

Cable is stupidly expensive full of really long commercials with mandatory sports charges I hear. People love to complain streaming will cost just as much! Which yeah if you get everything or you could just get a couple and turn them on or off real easy. Unlike cable. I don't need that much TV available at all times. 

So g/o has started nuking personal kinjas that are critical. Here’s a discord for refugees: https://discordapp.com/invite/VEeXam7

I am liking all the doll coverage this week, maybe at least have a doll sub-page...

It’s all good, Ken’s lack of bulge never stopped me from bumping my dollies’ smooth plastic crotches together as a kid while laughing aloud at how edgy I was.

Jezebel really should just stick to dolls.

As a 38 year old recovering alcoholic (started drinking and smoking weed among other drugs at the age of 14) I feel ya. I have been sober for nearly 10 months now (I still smoke weed but like Theo Von said “weed is a confusing spice” lol). A New year’s resolution has turned into a life resolution. I would drink for…

Fuck Jim Spanfeller.

I have this issue with a ...different substance. Good on you for realizing the need to be healthy outweighs the need for a buzz. Life is all about balance.

RIP Deadspin

But can I still drink while my favorite website implodes because a couple of limp-dick assholes would rather fuck it’s dead corpse than stick to what has worked for nearly two decades?

As in: Damn, that dude got some santorum on his spanfeller? 

Spanfeller cannot achieve an erection, but Verizon, today’s sponsor, likes to kill kittens.

I feel that this story could have been researched a bit further. In 2019 it was established that the dickless blobby mass that makes up a Ken doll’s crotch is now known as a Spanfeller. 

PRESS X FOR MORE BUBBLES.

They’re adapting the books, but I wonder how many winks to the games there will be.

BATHTUB

DEADSPIN FOREVER!!!!!!!!! Oh Fuck R Kelly.