Matt Schimkowitz is working hard to become some sort of Sam Barsanti wannabe, which is um... yeah. This site is just embarrassing at this point.

 Thanks Obama!

Surely Rock keeps track of ebverything JPS says in public. Who doesn’t?

You’re assuming he knew about her medical condition. Did you?

Thanks for letting us know, Anthony

What the fuck is an Mtn

Is that Jim Spanfeller going for dip?

Better than the HamNo Lexus review for Jalopnik? I don’t think so.

Guys, this is off-topic but I figured I should use the opportunity to compliment Spanfeller’s slam-dunk solution for the Gawkerverse: low employee morale, a broken, dysfunctional commenting platform, “sticking to sports”, and an unusable site riddled with autoplay videos (with sound!). He is a genius!

More like ‘See Minus’ amirite

NNnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

More like bag of not holding amirite

Yep. ‘Piano Man’ sucks

There’s Cahrome plugins called ‘Disable HTML5 Autoplay’ that works well

Am i the only one triggered by the name ‘Timothée Chalamet’?

I’m still bummed out about the cancellation of The Brink

Allowing Amazon contractors to eavesdrop on my personal life for only $9? That’s a real bargain.

Allowing Amazon contractors to eavesdrop on my personal life for only $9? That’s a real bargain.

Yep - this is a mistake no matter how you slice it

Yep - this is a mistake no matter how you slice it

I’d advise against updating to the new model unless you absolutely need the waterproof feature. The new model feels cheaper, and I find it to be a lot more sluggish than the prior PW model.

I’d advise against updating to the new model unless you absolutely need the waterproof feature. The new model feels…

Tim Roth was great indeed, but (IMO), the highlight of the episode was the secret Matt Damon cameo.