Can the vulture capitalists who run this place please raid their couches and hire a copy editor or two? Thanks in advance, you rancid dickbags.

Nope, didn’t need this 

Beloved Italian actor Tom Hanks is spot on casting for Geppetto, no chance of any backlash there...

Geppedo: The story of a doll that comes to life and, well, you can imagine where it goes from there.

Reading some of the posts here, it’s clear that Family Guy can be enjoyed more if you take the stick out of your ass.

Understandably, viewers might raise eyebrows at a show about Japan told from the perspective of a white star, a white pilot director, and a white creator

I know there is an obligation to have at least one easily-fixed error in every article on this site, but her name is Rinko Kikuchi.

If you’re gonna write a piece about an absolute non-event that you couldn’t care less about, at least have some fun with it. Give the readers a laugh.

i love how it’s, “oh, how droll!” followed by a horribly failed attempt at drollness. if you hate everything about pop culture so much, why don’t you get a job that doesn’t entail writing about it every day. white talk show hosts suck! OK! you know what else sucks? who ever line edits this site. (it’s April Fools’.) yo…

I’m pretty sure that “enjoying things is for suckers!” is the AV Club’s motto.

“two very rich white guys named Jimmy”

Exactly. I haven’t watched Fallon since this pattycake Trump interview, and I found this article obnoxious.

Ah yes, let’s make fun of the two guys with long-running late night talk shows. Clearly they should aim to have more of a visceral cultural impact like, say, an AV Club writer.

RIP Sean O’Neal. 

This is pretty fun, what more can you ask for from April Fool’s day? Don’t spend so much energy hating late night hosts lol

They used to have funny writers on this site like a decade ago who would make snarky, almost Onion-esque articles on pop culture news. Now I guess it’s been baked into the house style of this site. So we have random people half-heartedly trying to be clever and cynical while writing for a site on its dying breath.

Um, this seems harmless? 

Sounding quite toxic there. Have you considered a career change? Or just jealousy that you’re not one of the rich guys?

People who ridicule entertainers because they personally aren’t entertained by them are entirely missing the point of life. 

Ah, the magic of April Fools: That whimsical day when two very rich white guys named Jimmy can swap their nationally broadcast TV shows, producing minimally different episodes than they might otherwise have produced!