This site in its current incarnation is really in no place to criticize anyone else for “hacky jokes”. Most of you guys still haven’t even figured out how to use sarcasm yet!

Quiet, no one bothered to tell him they were leaving.

I’ve no problem with pop culture sites milking as many clicks and views and dollars from the fact that one of the world’s most successful movie stars just slapped the shit out of a prominent and well-known stand-up comic in front of an audience of millions. This sort of thing is their bread and butter. I’d just prefer…

It’s your turn, Sam Barsanti. Every time.

Something tells me Sam Barsanti was always considered ‘the clever one’ amongst a small group of very stupid friends.

Hands up if you think Rock knew she was sporting the clean look due to a medical condition.

So, don’t give him a headline, Exhibit A in how much the AV Club has gone downhill. Seriously, what are you good at that caused you to get a job writing?

You could pin this comment at the top of every Barsanti article and it would apply.

It’s a travesty that Katie is gone and this piece of shit Barsanti is still here.

Website posting near-constant stream of articles about Will Smith slap gets on high horse when celebrity answered question when asked about Will Smith slap.

Jesus Christ. Rock didn’t make a joke about alopecia. He compared her to Demi Moore. Stop pushing this false narrative. 

to ensure both that everyone gets to throw in their two cents and that this story remains in the public eye for as long as possible.

Has everyone lined up to present their hot take on the Will Smith/Chris Rock thing from The Oscars? No need to get into separate groups for who you think is right or wrong, we’ll just be going through the entire population of the planet alphabetically to ensure both that everyone gets to throw in their two cents…

The tone of this post sucks. Fuck off, man. 

You know, it occurs to me that if you don’t think that a celebrity’s response to something is particularly noteworthy, then you have the option to simply NOT REPORT ON IT. This weird sort of unearned condescending snark may be Barsanti's trademark, but I'll be damned if I can understand why it's something that the GMG…

What in the gosh darn diddley...

It’s getting to the point where I might just start streaming these netflix shows while I sleep with the TV off. Just to increase the viewer numbers so they don’t get canceled before I get to them.

Archive 81 getting cancelled after a great first season that was barely promoted even a little while tons of mindless crap continues on over at Netflix is really grinding my gears today. That’s the first show on Netflix I’ve cared about in years and it’s gone after two months. 

Just gonna go ahead and speculate: if Dastmalchian’s Polka Dot Man isn’t that third DC project James Gunn is working on, it should be. That origin story is very promising.

Me hearing about a new Panos Cosmatos film: