He’s gonna live-tweet his own heart attack and it is, quite frankly, going to own.

Goodlette found that the agency’s much-criticized active shooter policy was similar to those of other Florida law enforcement agencies. At the time of the Parkland shooting, BSO’s policy stated that deputies “may” rather than “shall” engage the gunman.

“These despicable teens are anti-Semitic!”

“Well, urine is sterile!” - GOP in 2020.

This is awful advice not supported by any scientific evidence, but based purely on your personal anecdote. Please try to be more responsible.

As someone who has cared for someone with a colostomy, this comparison of Lewandowski to a colostomy bag is an insult to colostomy bags.

plz no

For the idiots on other threads: if this thing takes Biden down as well, hey, cool! People caught doing shady and/or illegal shit get what they get.

Being the first 3rd Term VP isn’t so bad Joe!

Acne never goes away in men.  It just moves from the face to pimples on the back.  Kind of like balding is just a process of hair stopping growth on the head and instead growing on your ass.

Duder not to nitpick but you don’t need to describe Ellie as a “young queer woman” I’m a lesbian and the best thing you can do for gays is to not let that define us even if we have partners ya know? Like you don’t need to describe JD Fenix as a young Angelo Saxton cismale he’s just some guy, like “it” not mattering is…

“Unhinged Devin Nunes”

Among the many flaws of the prequels, they also look like crap — indifferently shot and heavily reliant on bad CGI. What a weird complaint from Lucas.

Hey, I worked with someone whose brother got fired for spitting in random peoples food, and adding other things - he was arrested and whatnot, ‘cuz someone ratted on him.

Which is why my joystick is floppy and has a waggle.

No offence, Snoop, but THIS. ▲▲▲↑↑↑

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

Martha Stewart more gangster than this dude, confirmed.

Yes, let’s bash Tekashi 6ix9ine for being a “snitch,” not because he’s a horrible, garbage person who sexually abused minors, physically abused other women, and has just generally been a criminal dickhead.

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”