Do you guys have a draft of an inevitable “Conor McGregor Files for Bankruptcy” story written yet?

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

The bar patron rightly determined that his headache the next morning wouldn’t be as bad as it would be if he’d just taken the drink.

I score the fight 1-0 for the old fella. He doesn’t even have to leave his seat to win the fight against McGregor.

This old guy is now a legend and will tell this story every afternoon in the pub for the rest of his life. He’ll end the story by calling Conor a “Tosser”. I love the Irish so much.   

Dana White: This is absolutely disgusting and horrific. It’s not what the UFC is about and it’s not what I, as the President of this organization, am about. That man at the bar was rude and disrespectful. You wanna be a fucking pussy asshole at a bar, do it at fucking home. That guy is finished in the UFC. You’ll…

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

At some point will Ireland have enough of this guy? I mean no one in the bar seems to give a shit about who he is.

Refusing a free shot of whiskey is the LEAST Irish thing ever.

Gotta love how each update is required to fix the previous update.

You are extremely invested in making people very aware that they should be angry and upset with something that they appear to have largely made peace with, something that by your own admission you should have no personal investment in.

That is obsession. Move on, wierdo.

Totally - if you consider the original release and this release, and skip the six others in between, they’ve screwed up every single release they ever made!

Yeah! Fuck those guys! Noone else ever launches expansions with bugs! Nobody else has ever overpromised on games! Nobody else has taken the next few years releasing free updates to try to deliver on the stuff that didn’t make it in!

I replied to you since you’re being a cuntnugget on a thread about a game that you’ve admittedly never played. Just move the fuck on already, you fucking shitcock.

I think No Man's Sky is a redemption story more than a game of deceit or highway robbery. Almost any other studio would have pulled a pump and dump. That the studio put their nose to the grindstone and continually updated the game for free shows they have some feeling of responsibility and obligation. 

You’re complaining about someone being rewarded and/or not held accountable... in the context of a video game? Clearly you’re just a little pus-filled butthole because good God, look at the world around you! 

It’s hilarious to me that there are people still holding on to that righteous anger three years later. That shit was done with three whole years ago and the game’s been vastly improved multiple times since. Yeah, they overpromised, which was dumb. But maybe move on? The venn diagram of people actually playing and the…

Yeah, except that’s it’s blown up about half the machines I’ve put it on, if you’re talking about 1903. Even Microsloth’s legendarily poor TS can’t fix it. 

I have a problem with many things, but I don’t obsess about most things. This guy made a truly original game. His ‘lies’ were inconsequential. The game he made is not. It’s all about perspective.

Speaking as someone who actually bought the game on release and was massively disappointed by it...