That’s what happens when you breed with Vigo The Carpathian’s sister.

He looks like a kid was making a person out of playdoh and realized towards the end of the job that they were running low, and tried to use as little as possible on his face. Just stretch the thinnest layer possible over those bones! Lips? Nah! Who needs ‘em! Like a recently animated mummy.

At least he’s got that thrift store blue blazer to keep him warm at night.

“I walk by, and he calls me trash, right in front of my kids.”

“Fox News host Jesse Watters has finalized a divorce with his ex-wife after an affair with a 26-year-old staffer at the Trump-friendly network, which in recent years has been rocked by high-profile departures of talent in the wake of multiple employee harassment lawsuits.”

No.

I got $500 that says his kids think he’s trash, too.

Is anyone surprised that the people who love to “tell it like it is” and rail against “political correctness” are the first to curl up in a little ball when somebody says some mean words to them?

Calling out someone who spreads fascist lies is always necessary. Omission is being complicit when people are being locked up and gunned down. 

Here. You throw this away for me.

Why would you buy a drink for someone from a network you hated? I can’t see me buying a drink for a FOX News host since I don’t like them? Right there that part didn’t make sense when I found out he hated CNN....

Hmm. “Smell my finger” is a conversation ice-breaker that had never even crossed my mind.

This happened in front of a group of the guy’s friends? And it didn’t result in (a) Lemon getting physically destroyed and/or (b) the whole world knowing about it a week later?

Hice, because if there’s one thing conservatives are really, really practiced in, it’s projection, particularly if it comes with a sidecar of homophobia covering up for suppressed desires.

““(Lemon) put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers into (Hice’s) mustache and under (Hice’s) nose,” Hice claims.”

I find it weird we’re collectively seemingly totally ok with conspiracy theories explaining what happened to Epstein but seemingly NOT ok with the much simpler and vastly more frightening explanation that our prison system just sucks this much.  Like now that a rich and famous white dude died, we’re paying attention.

One Hot Minute - the one I like to call The Only RHCP Album I Could Listen To Regularly and That Is Because of Dave Navarro, Though That Aeroplane Song is Terrible

One Hot Minute is so much better than its reputation suggests. great album

Excellent write up as always Sam. Can’t wait for this book to drop! I like the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Flea seems like a really nice guy. Here’s one of my favorites: