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Sam Barsanti's Pulitzer Prize
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Thank you, Tomato

LMFAO get the fuck outta here with this trash

LOL guys you do realize that this is a post from 2010 don’t you?

Dear Millie,

*nervous glance at Clarence Thomas

Systemic failure, aka Thursday

Good lord it’s fucking hideous

Won’t someone think of Pelosi’s net worth?

Don’t forget her limp-dicked male counterpart - Chuck Schumer

They are virgins as well. Involuntary virgins.

“Add jokes to Louis Malle’s Au Revoir Les Enfants and it becomes just another funny Taika Waititi movie”

It really was

Still trying too hard eh? 

Impeccable make up and dye jobs, Lou. You nailed it.

aka “Starving to death to own the libtards”

“This is a disaster! This is the socialist takeover of American business!” Varney practically yelled, after soiling his Depends

good lord the internet sucks

“Not only is it a problem overall, but really specifically with respect for children,” Trump told reporters at the White House, with Melania by his side. “We may very well have to do something very, very strong about these mass shootings.”

It’s Jurassic World, not Citizen Kane. It’s a shit movie, with shit writing. End of story. You’re trying too hard.

Did he use his office typewriter to put that together?