IMO he should calm down b/c that NYT editorial page job offer is just around the corner.

What about *shart sounds*

Matt Damon / Meth Damon

My 100% accurate conclusion after reading the provided material is that J.Jr’s has an unusually small penis, and that his wife habitually and openly cheats on him, because he just can’t handle it.

Now this is fucked up

You can now add acclaimed movie director to your resume, Fred Durst Circa 2000

“Joe Biden / Chelsea Clinton 2020: It’s their turn!”

Exactly. It’s hard to blame Diarrhea Donny for capitalizing on the stupidity of his supporters.

“I understood that reference.gif”

Wasnt he in the Benghazi movie as well?

I look forward to Diarrhea Don’s rambling tweets referring to her as ‘nasty’

Chicken hearts are delicious, easy to cook, and my local butcher shop sells it for about $1.30/lb - they practically give it away for free.

DUI, perhaps? 

This has to be the worst Fredo Cuomo performance since the prior evening’s Cuomo Primetime

BUTTHOLE MOUTH ACHIEVED

Yes

Is just a matter of time until he gets a job offer from the NYT

I’m hoping that at some point only the assholes will remain on Twitter, keeping on being assholes, but with no audience to give two shits about their garbage

That’s great but in the long run I’d love to see public officials off of Twitter altogether. It’s a fucking cesspool.

Chad puts on a remarkable display of responsible gun ownership at the 1:15 mark. I also noticed a person carrying what appears to be a tiki torch at the 1:40 mark - is the group headed for a post-apocalyptic “Freedumb Rally” I wonder?