Worst. Liberal. Media. Ever.

Impeccable make up and dye jobs, Lou. You nailed it.

aka “Starving to death to own the libtards”

“This is a disaster! This is the socialist takeover of American business!” Varney practically yelled, after soiling his Depends”

good lord the internet sucks

“Not only is it a problem overall, but really specifically with respect for children,” Trump told reporters at the White House, with Melania by his side. “We may very well have to do something very, very strong about these mass shootings.”

It’s Jurassic World, not Citizen Kane. It’s a shit movie, with shit writing. End of story. You’re trying too hard.

Did he use his office typewriter to put that together?

IMO he should calm down b/c that NYT editorial page job offer is just around the corner.

What about *shart sounds*

Matt Damon / Meth Damon

The only one I watched was Tree House one and it was abysmal on all fronts.

My 100% accurate conclusion after reading the provided material is that J.Jr’s has an unusually small penis, and that his wife habitually and openly cheats on him, because he just can’t handle it.

Now this is fucked up

You can now add acclaimed movie director to your resume, Fred Durst Circa 2000

“Joe Biden / Chelsea Clinton 2020: It’s their turn!”

Exactly. It’s hard to blame Diarrhea Donny for capitalizing on the stupidity of his supporters.

“I understood that reference.gif”

Wasnt he in the Benghazi movie as well?

I look forward to Diarrhea Don’s rambling tweets referring to her as ‘nasty’