Yeah - this sounds like a routine occurrence in US prisons. Normally no one gives a shit, but this time they let it happen with the wrong person.

Heh. My HOA prohibits all sorts of marijuana use (I’m in a legal, very blue state BTW), and at the same time, explicitly allows cigarette smoking. Fuck HOAs

Dayum

I can understand why Disney would want to stay on the good side of their most beloved fan base, alt-right Twitter rapists

LMFAO Holy crap 

egads that was a painful watch

what the actual fuck is this video. Is that his daughter?

Red Sox. Red Sox fans.

“And a little early birdy gave my anus curly wurly...”

That was during the roast of Whoopi Goldberg, I believe, in the early 90's. She loved it ,btw

“Blinded by the lights,

Todd from accounting? No way!

If your biometric system is so flawed that it can be unlocked by someone wearing sunglasses with a piece of tape over them then you shouldn’t be selling it to begin with.

Yep - if the GOP and the NRA are behind it, it’s because they know it will barely dent gun manufacturers’ bottom line.

It’s all procrastinating bullshit. Other countries have already found very effective means of reducing gun violence. This country really needs to move on from this 2nd amendment fairy tale - it’s a fucking joke.

Fury - it’s the movie that changed my opinion on SLB.

Crazy publicity stunts, Transformers, and Indiana Jones notwithstanding, SLB is an excellent actor.

I still look back fondly at this article from Matt Taibbi:

Here’s some leaked footage from one of these incidents:

Lights Out was just awful. Bad from beginning to end. Awful as in The Forest awful, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. A Quiet Place was just ok. Basically a victim of its own hype. Mama was ok, but didn’t live up to that incredible movie poster. Cloverfield is mediocre at best. As others have pointed out 10…