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Yasssss. The Visit was really good. 

10CL is actually far superior to the original Cloverfield

So are you saying that gun laws are indeed extremely relaxed in Texas?

Troll rating: 7.5/10

I think we need to refer to him as a “Member of a Terrorist Organization” for maximum impact. 

Have you seen last night’s Times Square video? A motorcycle backfired. Panic ensued. A Broadway play had to be paused so the theater could house the panicked. Nice way to live, no?

Let’s be honest here, folks. If the GOP supports it, it will be because they expect it will barely make a dent on gun manufacturers’ bottom line. 

Anything short of an assault weapons ban, extreme restriction of gun sales, and a massive, comprehensive, no-questions-asked gun buyback program would be a travesty.

So this is what passes for “librul media” in 2019, huh? I mean, it’s really not a surprise to see how dumbed down the political discourse is in America when the nation’s ‘paper of record’ amounts to little more than a piece of of used toilet paper. Don’t even get me started on the 24/7 cable news shit show.

I just had the pleasure of watching Mandy this weekend and holy crap that vodka bottle scene was really off-the-charts batshit crazy. So crazy that I wonder if was NC legit drunk when they filmed it (like the drunk Martin Sheen on Apocalypse Now’s opening scene)

PREZ SEZ: ‘SCHOOL IS FOR LOSERS’

This is underrated

“Hobbs and Calvin” would’ve killed it at the box office (IMO)

“Guns don’t kill people. 30-50 feral hogs do”

Um that doesn’t look so bad 

Goggins and Rockwell are hands-down the best MCU villains

SOON

I went through a brief moment of frustration when I noticed the absence of Almost Famous on the list, but then I learned - via The Google - that that dreaded PG-version of the 70s only came out in 2000. Fuck Almost Famous.

IMO the “heroes” in this show act as surrogates for the MIC, and “The Boys” would be the surrogates for civilian casualties (aka “collateral damage”) who are left with no recourse. 

Ehhh I actually enjoyed V and Cloud Atlas. Still haven’t watched Speed Racer. Jupiter Ascending is a trainwreck of epic proportions.