What more of this viral spectacle do we need to consume?

All of the “Gee willikers...Looky at the purty snow. Makes me all humble,” doesn’t even BEGIN to make up for his racist bullshit.

....you were definetly not reading those books correctly. You’re supposed to use your fingers as book marks so you can go back and make a different choice.

It was his cousin Bandersnatch Cummerbund.

My favorite choose your own adventure books in the 80s had a number of dead ends where, you know, you and your travel companion are set upon in the middle of the night by bandits and murdered. Done. You’re dead. The story didn’t force you to ‘re-choose’ a correct path. You made the wrong set of choices and were…

What’s their problem with Poulter? He did great, imo.

Read the headline and thought it was referring to Benedict Cumberbatch. Was more than confused about why Black Mirror would go after him. Ive seen so many stupid nicknames for that guy Ive literally tilted my head trying to figure out who was being written about.

Did you know that while you were eating ham and talking to your cousin Kevin about passing the final part of his CPA exam, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner were reportedly watching Vice in Palm Beach and then abruptly walking out?

I’m a weirdo. I love this time of year. No more worrying about buying presents and going broke, hearing Christmas music, or feigning cheerfulness in some far off state with relatives for a week. But now, the days are short so I can be in my jammies by 6pm with a cup of tea and some Netflix or a book. Plans aren’t made…

There’s another branch of my family that had a beautiful 300-year-old colonial house in Massachusetts. Close to Boston, so not on “the western frontier” (like Deerfield circa 1700) or anything. The place was heated entirely by fireplaces, because of the charm. I stayed with them a few times. The place was a little…

Re: the home heating bills. Do what my distant relatives in NH (natives all) do and keep the house at about 55 degrees, and lower at night. You’re sleeping anyway, so why “waste” the heat? Perfectly normal to sleep in a sweater and a robe and under three blankets.

don’t do it, michigan is horrible

Yeah it sucks.

And this one (mine!) is plotting how to kill the shit out of every single one of those pesky snowflakes

Counterpoint: the days are getting longer finally. Bad winter is over. 

I live in Wisconsin and we grill outdoors year round.

For your edification:

This kitty knows how you feel, Katie.

Is this one of those Beginners’ Vocabulary games or something? I’ll play too: Cold weather bad! Christmas bad! Today bad! Much bad! Something! Bad and edgy and you should feel bad!

Counter-opinion: turtlenecks/sweaters > all other garments, coziness cannot exist in summer, snow is deeply charming, baths too belong in cold-weather-time, i.e., winter is The Best