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Right? It’s not “news” as much as it’s shit I read out of habit when I don’t want to be working.

Until someone calls them out for not being journalistic. Then they’re “bloggers”or some shit.

1. A tweet from a Mirror editor linking to a Mirror article.
2. A joke tweet.
3. A tweet with 30 likes.

Remember when this other pathological liar was an actual attorney who was considered good at his job? Me neither. All I recall is a parrot constantly screaming “9/11! 9/11! 9/11!” as if him being mayor during that horrible day gives him some sort of genius political cachet to propel him to the national stage—where he

Rudy’s trying to spin that shit so hard, it’s about to go into orbit.

Just shows you how greedy and fucked up the bitch is. Can’t even spare one for his own satan spawn.

Every tree is uglier than the last. That's what happens when you decorate with an ugly soul, lady Pence.

Never forget: Labrie pre-Warby Parker gentle nerd makeover:

Well this might keep him from getting nominated to the Supreme Court in 40 years but I wouldn't bet on it

I don’t give a shit beyond him except for wanting to yell ENJOY THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING A TERRIBLE PERSON but it can’t be said enough: Chessy Prout is an incredibly strong young woman and I hope she is healing, and happy, and loved. 

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If men would just start from the perfectly reasonable premise that nobody actually wants to see photos of our dicks, the world would be a better place.

Plenty of people are born into far worse situations and make infinitely better people. He has no excuse at all for being a horrible human being.

Listening to her on the floor on the senate it’s pretty clear how she’s going to vote.

Can we stop with the charade that Collins is actually a moderate? Can we call her what she is, a “pretend-moderate”? Or at least make sure there are quotation marks around “moderate” whenever the term is used to describe her?

Collins is a spineless windbag that goes out of her way to try to look independent before caving.

Maine Women Are Waiting on Susan Collins

If your skin is so thin that you can’t tolerate the existence of people betting against you, or the various restrictions on your behavior imposed by the SEC and by stock exchanges, you shouldn’t be the CEO of a public company. Period.

Careful what you say about his submarine, he might call you a pedo.

Musk is what you get when you mix a kid with a Popular Mechanics subscription, a sense of Entitlement, a lack of accountability and being told you are a genius despite being of average intelligence. Throw in not being able to handle your shit from a simple bump or two and you get this behavior.