Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

Don’t you just wish all these people would die before breeding?

Will it? Or, come the 2030s, will right-wing gerrymandering and voter suppression have combined with left-wing purity tests and circular firing squads to hand the government to these very fine people?

This is going to come off as meaner than I intend, but: you’re incredibly naive. Do you think old people are the keyboard Nazis responsible for the rise of Richard Spencer and the rest of those pieces of trash? Do you think old people are marching in Charlottesville, or DC in August?

Grown ass people following kids around who got shot or witnessed the shooting when they were just trying to go to school. Yep, this sounds like America.

Yeah, people said the same thing about Baby Boomers 50 years ago.

I love this so much.... 💕💕

Maybe Pruitt believes it. In the sense that “God made a wrecking ball for Christian Nationalists to use, and just left it there for us. We don’t have to ask the wrecking ball if it’s religious.”

Looking forward to it.

Yeah, we’re fucked. Putin is actually a clever man.

We do get the fly the Trump blimp next week though!

She’s not blonde. He does not recognize any woman who is not blonde.

“That whole God made Trump president bullshit”

who was ever kidding themselves that this anus-faced orange hagfish would even briefly consider nominating a woman?? ivanka’s out because then he couldn’t leer at her, melania’s out because he’s gonna torture her as much as he can until the terms of her prenup are met, tiffany’s out because he doesn’t remember she…

Amy Coney Barrett is reportedly also still in contention but Trump has asked more questions about Kavanaugh and Kethledge.

Here is the immoral pig defining hypocrisy:

hamburgers, hot dogs and apple pie were not on our menu yesterday, but elote, couscous, eclairs and other shithole country sourced food sure as f was.

On Trump just so you know this will be flying when he visits London next week.

UK Update:

I’ve had some very tense conversations lately with a very close guy friend because he always falls back on his favorite argument that men are biologically wired to be horndogs and that’s not going to change anytime soon. It’s freaking exhausting and some days I just can’t.