Neither did my son. (ACT 34, unweighted GPA 4.0, top 5% of his class, 4s and 5s on 6 AP tests) Guess what he didn’t do? Whine about it. He just went to another school.

When some rich person with a cause and money to burn finds someone they can use as a front to move it through the courts. Abby here wasn’t exactly paying her own legal bills.

Way to give aggressively mediocre white women a bad name, Fisher.

Ah well, I suppose it’s back to a life of enjoying her privilege on every other level for poor Ms. Fisher.

Now that Scalia is gone, Thomas is going to get ALL OF MY WRATH. That fucker is the fucking worst, and the only reason he hasn’t given me a rage stroke already is because Scalia did the heavy lifting for him all these years.

I can’t imagine my mediocrity being the focus of a national conversation.

Good. I hope people remind her of what an unimpressive, entitled whiner she is for the rest of her life.

So basically if this girl had studied harder or been less stupid she would have gotten into her college of choice no problem. Funny how that works!

How embarrassing that this will be what comes up when she tries to get a job and they Google her. Oh dear, what’s the Millenial version of folding sweaters at the Gap? I guess there’s that for her.

When was the last time a Republican justice recused themself?

Oh, I think she’s got a long life of mediocrity ahead of her.

Gone are the days where her mediocrity would be confused for excellence. This was one of the most self serving cases I think I’ve ever seen and I’m glad that she lost. I’m sure she will spin this into a talk show on Fox somehow, and she’ll probably end up working on Trump’s campaign as well. Both efforts will be quite…

Yo Abby. I’m white and hella average too. No need to be bitter about it.

Right?! Like...Abby. Girlfriend. Sit DOWN.

you know, it really isn’t nice to speak ill of the dead...

D’AW.... she looks like she’s going to cry in that picture, the poor baby. Try not being so mediocre next time!

BYE, BITCH. I just cannot get over how entitled she must be to sue the entire fucking University just because she didn’t get in. JFC. This is so satisfying on so many levels.