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I stiiiill haven’t forgiven Katy Perry for that god awful song called “UR So Gay” (she never apologized for its trashy-ass lyrics, damn it), so basically in my mind, they’re both sort of petty and horrible and stuck in their teens. This drama is like high school except instead of being stuck passing notes and writing

Taylor Swift and Adele are the same age. Let that sink in.

“Cause baby now we got bad blood, you know it used to be mad love, so take a look what you’ve done, ‘cause baby now we got bad blood.”

Oh my God. You know a story is bad when Courtney Sotdden’s gross pedo husband isn’t the worst person featured in a DirtBag.

I wonder if maybe the campaign thought “press secretary” meant like the 1950s version of a secretary? She’ll take the notes at our meetings and make coffee and stuff?

He does have a habit of pushing women around.

She is young, pretty and doesn’t challenge the boss.

Actually every few weeks a campaign trail reporter on tv or in print will mention offhandedly that she doesn’t respond to their inquiries, either email or phone. So between the quote and that fact, I’m convinced she doesn’t even know how to email.

I don’t think she’s stupid though, I just don’t feel that her actual job

Samantha Bee has just been on fire and awesome.

AHHHH I can’t wait. Samantha Bee has become so damn vicious and I’m so here for it.

I am rooting for this so hard you don’t even know.

Oh Megyn <sigh>.

Exactly. If she hadn’t claimed to be making tough decisions because journalists should hold candidates accountable since August, this wouldn’t be so much of an issue.

Haha yeah, right. They would throw away the tape and fire her so fast the instant she went off official NewsCorp script.

Trevor Noah didn’t tell her how to react. He was floored, and I was too, that she confronted him with all of his hateful tweets and let the whole thing go with an “did I do that? Oh, excuse me,” then moved on like it never happened.

Incidentally, “kid gloves”, also the name of the mittens from the children’s department that Donald Trump must buy to fit his tiny hands.

She just set herself up to get dragged to dust by Samantha Bee tho

I think it’s fair to criticize Kelly (and lots of other journalists) for treating Trump with kid gloves. He’s an idiot with dangerous, constantly shifting policies, and he should be called to account for them. It’s not fair to tell her how she has to react to the way Donald Trump has treated her.

Fuck this woman. As much as I’ve hated her, I cringed for her and supported her just as I would any woman being attacked by a Trump-type. No “you lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas” finger-wagging either. And now she will paste on her fake smile and say whatever bullshit she needs to say in order to help this