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That looks like it could be fun.  I wonder how often it’s unavailable because it’s being cleaned.

This is why I don’t like carpooling.

Alessi should have known how difficult those cars are to drive with a throbbing erection.

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So like, everyone’s writing this like the crash was Bottas’s fault, but I know what I’m seeing, Russell lost control, he broadsided Bottas, he made the move to the wet side of the track. What gives?

Exactly. Plus these people get to do LITERALLY THE MOST FUN THING I CAN POSSIBLY THINK OF DOING.

Sorry Bradley, you got this 100% wrong. While the good ol’ USA may condone that kind of behavior in sports, I’m glad the rest of the world doesn’t. Racing is dangerous and there is absolutely no room for that kind of temper and violence. No matter how pissed off you are, you can’t throw shit at a moving race vehicle

Of all your bad takes, and you issue a good number of them, this is definitely one of the worst.

Whatever happened to just calling someone an asshole? Or a piece of shit? Or dishonest? All these simple ways of describing things that are, in actuality, very simple indeed.

And now I have a new favorite saying.

Or you tell them what I told my nephew when he was spouting Qanon shit:

Like so many of the previous installments, this looks terrible.  I will definitely pay to see it though.

I get that aspect, GM should note having a bunch of essentially brand new trucks having rust issues with the airbag connectors.

Problem Description: Air bag malfunction indicator (MIL) illumination accompanied by diagnostic trouble codes B0001-1B or B0012-0D may result in a loss of air bag protection for the driver.

When the Cartel spares your life, tells you to leave town today, and never come back...

So damn nice, I would buy mine twice!

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Southern Culture On The Skids— Voodoo Cadillac.

I’ll be on my porch yelling at kids to get off my damn lawn or napping...stop by and I’ll have some beer too.

I woke up about 15 minutes ago, turned on my phone, and this was the very first notification I got.