Back in the mid 80's I visited Corfu in Greece. Other global travellers that we linked up with with rented a Citroen Mehari, kind of like a VW thing, but built on the 2CV chassis. Neither one of couldn’t drive stick, so I volunteered to drive the beast. The thing’s shift lever was located in the dash. It’s was called…

I wish I had a good chronic masturbator joke at the moment, they always come in handy.

Or the slim potential of being thrown off into the grille of one of these...

Scratch the last zero off the asking price.  There, FIFY.

A classic example of requiring “X” amount of feet to stop from the speed that you’re traveling at and having less than “X feet” between you and what you’re about to hit.

Now I know what Kid Rock is going to look like in after the next decade.

I’m on the fence here with absolutely no intent of picking a side. I’ve observed Vancouver cyclists first hand at their worst (while visiting my daughter who lives in Vancouver) and I’ve had to deal with ICBC claims/demands periodically as part of work.

Early Saab’s had so much turbo lag you had to check your calender to confirm when the boost was supposed to arrive. 

This Cordoba brings back a very cool memory. Back in the early 90’s I was in Mexico for automotive business. On the plane ride down I was reading the Airline Magazine and there was an article on a restaurant in Monterey called “El Rey de Cabrio” - The King of Goat. On our last night in Mx, my colleagues and I…

This turd...

They are used on go-karts.

Not all of ‘em...

Well that was an unanticipated finish - but what a pleasant surprise!

Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

That surround mirror around the step in tub....ew.

Second gen Cadillac SRX headlights were as dismal as those full sized trucks you mention.  My SIL had one, even with the high beams on, they were not as bright as standard lights of today.

And why not re-do Smokey and the Bandit while we’re at it - and who would you cast in all four main roles (Bandit, Frog, Justice and Snowman)?

Beat me to it.  Bond & Bullitt would be quite the resume.

Well that list was shit and there wasn’t even that much to choose from. Now let’s see you mess up NASCAR and Indycar liveries for fun.

Now Daisy Duke was simultaneously electric and ICE hot.