Based on recent events, FIFY.

I as fond of old classic cars as much as the next person, but more so when they are parked though. Conversely, on occasion, when I drive behind one, I know I’m being briefly poisoned while I admire it’s beauty and style. Subsequently, when we part ways, I take the time to internally thank CARB (and the old EPA) for…

Meetoo. Rather be called a cough cock than inherit some kid’s head lice. No thanks.

I started riding later in life. Never had desire till a buddy put me on an old Honda 650. Took a course, passed and bought a new bike because I don’t like used stuff - but that’s me. First bike was a Sportster, cause I wanted to ride sitting up and crotch rockets had no appeal to me, but I get why they do to others.…

I only listened to the winning song. All through it, I felt that I was getting ear-fucked by Nacho Vidal.

TEscLha·den·freu·de/ˈteSHädənˌfroidə/: pleasure derived by non Tesla Owners from a Tesla Owners’ misfortune. 

A VP and his mother...

Not our exact car, but pretty damn close, right down to the hubcaps (and snow). Inline wheezer 6 with a three speed stick on the floor. However, ours had black vinyl interior that would leave you with 2nd degree burns on the back of your legs if you sat in with shorts on after it baked in the sun for a full day.

Still waiting for a Weird Al version of this, you know its coming.

Just like dialing through them. So what’s your point?

Just like a shift lever and clutch. No need for those either, might as well make them fully electronic as well as clutching and shifting are so overrated.

The white car belongs to this guy:

Smok’n hot stick wife? You may be on to something.

2018 GMC Terrain.

This stupid thing:

This will become law in Canada for 2020.

I was being facetcious.

I know...I was being sarcastic.