Yeah, cars from the 60's were so indistinctive, you couldn’t tell one from another back then - and N.A. manufactuers never bothered to change them up from year to year. Now, today’s cars....

On the ground: “Oh the humanity, the Humvees are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement.”

Trumps signature looks like a seismic graph. All the dead Presidents rolling in their graves?

He’s put the dick in dick-tater.

“I hate this man-baby with every fiber of my being. I need to stop reading articles on him to save myself from daily rage strokes.”

So vividly described - a simultaneously hilarious and sinister moment in time.

“A crack’n deal!”.

Mike from Wheeler Dealers, where are you on this one?

That’s right up there with pulling in behind a vehicle that’s being towed backwards, while your front passenger is napping - then waking them by screaming “we’re gonna die!”

Truth!!

I can shake my head at both. Stupid is as stupid does.

New Bruins logo for next season:

I wanted Gomeshi to be found guilty AF like anyone else here in Toronto, but after hearing evidence about multiple women continuing to date him after after their initial abusive treatment, I just shook my head in disbelief.

F*ck the corrupt state of Georgia. Had a similar experience almost two decades ago. Trooper pulled me over for speeding, last in a line of vehicles actually pulling away from me. Guess he saw the Ontario plate as low hanging fruit. Took my driver’s license and made me follow him back to their outpost. Was driven to…

Too bad it wasn’t black and I looked like a younger Jack Lord. I could role-play Steve McGarrett with this sweet ride.

A catcher with no cup is like a motorcycle rider with shorts, t-shirt and no helmet. Things can go from really comfortable to absolute misery in a split second.

A star for your eloquence.