No, you don’t. Hardware is a loss leader in video games. Always has been. Companies sell it at a loss to get people in the door to make money on the software. Among the many, many reasons the Ouya failed was just that — it had no software of its own to draw people in. The lure of playing Subway Surfer on their TV…

So, they bought a bankrupt holding company to do ... what with it again?

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You’re still missing my point. The Droid-as-gaming-console interface thing has been done. It didn’t attract new developers and didn’t result in any killer apps. This thing may have great specs, but in the end, it’s still just a Droid. Nobody out there is going “I have all these killer Droid games I can’t play anywhere…

Obviously. My point was that, at first glance, this isn’t doing anything a high-end Droid phone can’t do. There’s literally nothing unique to it. It’s a portable Ouya.

So, it’s an Android phone with an attached controller.

Was this written by a 15 year old? This is the most unnecessary linguistic bullshit I’ve yet seen on this site, and that covers quite a lot.

It’s a corporate logo. Who cares what it looks like. Why let it have any impact at all.

Also, that post-2000/01 period is when the show pivoted to become The Jerkass Homer Show. Nobody should put themselves through that.

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I’ve tried the blind taste test, and it still tastes like green apple.

Glad I’m not the only one who picked up on that. This reeks of a publicity stunt.

Where to even begin with the insanity of this list.

With the exception of the first episode, my problem with the show has been its serving more as fanfic than an actual alternate reality. I was hoping more for a Sliding Doors concept, where the alternate reality we see hinges on a natural divergence point from the MCU. But virtually all the stories besides Captain…

He’s right, but in the wrong way. It’s one thing to acknowledge it. It’s another thing to say it looking down one’s nose with the air of “I’M A REAL AUTEUR” arrogance.

That’s what my cousin’s uncle’s brother’s Hibachi dealer said.

You don’t know Stephanie’s uncle? Everybody knows Stephanie’s uncle! Man, talk about living under a rock.

This is a fundamentally stupid take. Would you say the same for a sandwich? No, of course not. Burgers operate the same way. Pretzel buns, brioche buns, onion buns, honey wheat buns, jalapeno cornbread buns, they all affect the flavor profile of the burger. Don’t be obtuse for the sake of clickbait.

She could probably reach one if she didn’t keep one hand in her pocket and the other one doing some mundane gesture.

Counter-point: kids love these. And kids tend to get thirsty on the long walk through the neighborhood, so getting one of these is a good way to quench the thirst.