brainofj
Jed Shaffer
brainofj

You can pry “Per my last e-mail” from my cold, dead fingers. It is the perfect level of frustration to display in a professional setting when none of your nimrod colleagues exhibit even basic reading comprehension. Or when they’re simply trying to offload all of their work on you and aren’t taking no for an answer. 

Ooh, They’re All That. Theydies and gentlethem, start your engines.

Dottie definitely dropped the ball on purpose. There’s absolutely no way she would transfer the ball from her glove to her right hand while falling down otherwise. The catcher will have the ball in her glove to make the tag and only take it out afterwards to show the umpire that they still have it. Otherwise they’re

What a load of privileged, toxic bullshit.

Canto Bight fucking blows, is the problem.

Every episode has that moment when the announcer says

To be fair, the pilot for Crash Bongload: Shitkicker Ph.D. showed a lot of promise.

People said the same thing last gen. There are still vast swaths of the US, not to mention the rest of the world, where downloading a 60+ gig game is just NOT feasible.

We must go forwards, not backwards! Upwards, not forwards! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

To me, whose opinion is not above anyone else and vice-versa, this film is a cringy piece of shit with, oddly enough, a really good ensemble of actors who play self-centered, one dimensional assholes. You have all the right to like it, but all I see is a battle royale of incels fighting for a cute shallow prize-girl

I wish they’d do these Neo Geo collections with a few less versions of KOF and SamSho and give us more of the variety of shmups, beat-em-ups, and other great arcade games that used to be in the NEGEO cabs. If they’d included a wider range of the NEO GEo history, i’d might have been down for this.

I still maintain that Crystal Pepsi is the superior Pepsi. The tiny change in flavor was perfect. (and I tried it again when it came back for a bit a couple years ago, so no skewed childhood memories here)

It was an answer to a question nobody asked.

Do we have to flip through a slide show to see other pictures of it?

The "K" in JK Rowling stands for Karen now.

No repercussions? So he can only play the drums one time?

But then again, if he knows the toys are alive, why is he strapping them to the front of his garbage truck? Either he got some therapy and decided he only hallucinated the toy uprising, then went back to being a dick, or worse, still believes/knows they’re alive, and treats them awfully. Sid’s an asshole, no matter

FFS I do not have another brother Darryl, and yes I’ve heard that before, no you are not the first person to tell me this.