Actually I was just thinking she was using some Iron Man tech in there because she wasn’t going to hand out full on vibranium designs to the outside world yet. Or Stark signed up to distribute Wakandan technology in the US when they opened their outreach centers, which would explain why he had a nanite suit by…

Romania might take note. Tsuica, the Romanian national drink (plum brandy and it’s fucking awful) is available in stores, but everyone I’ve ever met there insists that you can’t trust the store-bought tsuica and drives up into the mountains to buy it from some Roma (gypsy) guy who distills it himself and sells it in…

At least once a week. 

JUICY. IS. THE. WORST. 

It’s funny, because most of my favorite places are those Greek diner-style restaurants where the menu covers the whole front wall and the attitude is “I’ve got a fryer, a grill, and an oven and I’m prepared to make anything I can cook on one of those in 10 minutes or less.” Sometimes I want a burrito and cheese fries,…

Anyone remember Zeke The Plumber from that Salute Your Shorts episode?

Try some Creme de Violette. You can generally get a 750ml bottle for $30, but because of its strong flavor it will last you a while. A little splash in a sparkling can turn it something beautiful... and tasty.

My best friend is also a sucker for blue food and especially drink. Fortunately he doesn’t make me join him in it.

White wines from the Nahe region of Germany are traditionally sold in blue bottles.  That could be a thing.

Can we excise the word “authenticity” from food writing? What is authentic? Is something not authentic if they’re third-generation Chinese-American and they eat moo goo gai pan? Is authentic geography-based? Does progress and time dilute authenticity even if it’s cooking done in the heart of Chengdu? It’s such a…

Whoo boy. Yeah, there’s gonna be trolls on this article.

I had the biggest crush on Gary when I was watching this as a young teen.

A biological weapon created by the Children of the Forest to kill the First Men. That’s all he was

Honestly, I don’t know. He does look kinda like Greg Capullo’s Bruce Wayne in Zero Year

You wouldn’t order a steak and say, “Can I get a side of yams?”

Well, he does have experience with at least some of GOT’s pertinent major themes:

Yes, this assumes that tax on a restaurant meal is the same everywhere. In Minneapolis or Chicago, it is 10.75%%. In Ohio, Kentucky, and Michigan it is 6%*. In most of Oregon, doubling the tax is going to save you a lot of money and you will look cheap since there is no sales or restaurant tax in most of the state*.

Do you really eat that by picking it up and bringing it to your mouth with your hands?

I’ve invested precisely $0.00 in cryptocurrencies.