And speaking of the weekends, there's another thing you have to think about: even though Germany has the worst weather in the world, worse than Greenland, worse than those parts of Russia where it's so cold that wooly mammoths are perfectly preserved right down to the fur, this car does not have a roof. I mean, OK, it…

THREE ARTICLES IN THREE DAYS IS THIS REAL LIFE

Eh. Boxster =/= 356. I'm not saying it's bad....I'm just saying that the guy who wrote this wants something awesome, not just a convertible Porsche.

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The HPD HR28TT is not the NSX engine.... that's the LMP2 engine used in the Ligier JS P2 and the new HPD ARX-04b

No, it's actually got the 2.7l twin turbo v6 hpd uses in their P2 cars.

The one thing Texans love more than football? Brisket?

I smell bullshit. I could see 650hp from a SB 427, but without nitrous there's no way this engine is putting out 800hp.

The Ultima is the product of Ultima Sports Ltd of Hinckley, Leicestershire, England, which I believe is also where a lot of Stilton cheese comes from so good on them. Unlike the cheese, the cars are available in both turn-key and kit form, and feature a sort of old school tube-frame chassis onto which an IMSA-style…

Ha! Somebody up above said they WOULDN"T buy it because it had a carb and a distributor.

Just get winter tires for it and drive it as a $59,000 winter beater. Problem solved.

For a Camry, sure. For an 800 hp, 2100 lb car on sticky tires, not really.

They're in the aisle with the remote-cotrol airplanes, singing fish plaques, and defibrillators.

No winter tires. These Jalops will hunt me down if I buy this thing.

Looks like someone's had fun with the rear tires!

You know what else might just scare you? How about launching from a dead stop to over sixty miles an hour in 2.8 seconds? No? You're good with that? Okay, Superman, how about an 800-bhp small block throbbing viciously just inches from your ass, ready to send you either down the road or into that big oak tree over…

Let's think about some questionable possessions. There's the Harbor Freight Fleshlight, McFugu sushi from McDonalds, and, at least according to 60% of you, yesterday's 2002 Audi S4 stuffed to the gils with the marque's 4.2 V8.

Shower every three days? Go down on a person (male or female - your choice) that hasn't showered in three days and get back to me, shower scientists!

I'm imagining her scuttling around on all fours, gnashing rice cakes like a feral Cookie Monster, and jerking to attention when the door opens unexpectedly.

It's because people are so insanely judgmental when they join the conversation. Instead of just saying, "I only shower every other day because that's what works for me," they say, "If you shower every day you are a neurotic freak who is wasting water, ruining your skin, and harming your immune system. You're a…