Finance news on Jalopnik is always good for a laugh.

The 911 Turbos and the Hurcan have AWD; 1300HP makes getting off the line a tricky proposition with only RWD.

Holy fuckin’ mumble, Batman. Is that all it takes to get a job as an automotive video-journalist?

“What nobody understands about the Subaru BRZ”

Raph, you can’t do these when the best answer is your example which you then can’t include in the answers.

Dallas, tenants are a mix of public accounting and commercial real estate.

Spot on, Doug. I see it every day in my office parking garage:

Amazing how 40 years of technology works.

This, a million times over. It’s not the conclusion that you dickheadishly stick to, it’s the path you took to that conclusion that defines you as an enthusiast or not an enthusiast. Not having polarizing, dickheaded opinions does not make you an enthusiast, and it certainly doesn’t make you a better enthusiast.

Surprised more people aren’t harping on the drafting thing. This is all pretty cool and interesting, but having a Suburban run lead for you is complete tomfoolery.

Import cost would be no more than anything else, probably cheaper than from Japan since they’re available in mainland Europe, but Omegas (the one you want as they’re LHD) are pretty pricey and climbing these days.

The EU is currently drafting legislation to allow countries to ban GMOs on non-scientific grounds.

“Every time a white pitcher or catcher starts some shit with a black and/or Latino player because that player had the audacity to be happy.”

MLB: “What can we do to fix this?”

I think you’ve hit on it there. The game can change in many ways to present itself better to both new fans and lifelong fans alike, but I’m just not sure there’s a fundamental change that can occur to rope in the jilted mainstream sports fan that’s made themselves visible in these comments. They don’t have much in the…

Yeah, not at an Indians game; opposing team home runs are all they’ve had to cheer about for 20 years now.

Most of those breaks were under 5 minutes to begin with, and by rule they’re now under 2:30 each. The game is making a concerted effort, not that they’ll get any credit for it, because who wants to tell old white guys they’re doing good in this day and age?

If Junior didn’t inspire an entire generation of black kids to want to get out and play the game and follow it, I don’t know what will; as a white, suburban kid there was no one that excited me as much about the game as Junior, and I don’t know that there ever will be.

I’ll still maintain that players get a lot more animated than they’re getting credit for in here. Miggy and Puig are really two of the few players who regularly take shit for their post-HR antics, and Miggy generally gets away with it because of who he is and a lot of the animosity towards Puig is just because he’s a…

Well, wouldn’t you be an asshole too if you were living on peanuts and didn’t have the talent to be in the big leagues or the potential to be in AA?