Yeah. Let's see how fast the cops show up with a call whose complaint is "Some guys are being sexually aggressive with a waitress." The revenge served was the only revenge that could have happened.

Secret government employees, dug up famous dudes and ladies, and made amusing genetic copies.

It's also 100% accurate, so it's stupid because reality is stupid.

Tumblr is an echo chamber for anybody that has ever been offended by anything. So, you're basically right, but also not right.

tumblr, like 4chan, gets filted and delivered to me via imgur. Because the people on imgur are just there to observe society crumble.

I think it's weird how many of them are "You know what's HOT?"

The internet taught me that the trick to being a nerd is to be offended by disagreement.

What? Oh my god. I hang out with the tumblr crowd but am not a member of the tumblr crowd. I don't think I've ever seen a more high strung hivemind. Not even The Hivemind.

When I shared this article to Facebook I called it "Professional Internet Slacktivists Half-Ass Unlicensed Convention"

The other half of tumblr is the kind of porn that turns up 0 results if you try and Google it.

This whole thing would be very at home in /r/cringe

Only Tumblr would protest being kicked out of an event for failing to pay for the event.

WTF?

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It just means they'll have a CONSERVATIVE screeching harpy for a change.

I pretty much guarantee somebody already has.

It's fucking ridiculous is what it is. Critical thinking. Apply it from time to time.

And even semi-believable for a while!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I bet you forward chain letters.

I've never been, but I could have sworn that the regular r/nosleep was shitty enough.