The thing that I hate the most is that Jezebel posted this as though it were true. It's about the worst journalism I've ever seen on one hand, but I also went to Reddit to read the whole damn thing afterward....

Whoever moved in has called the police and forwarded to your address. Please remain in your home until they arrive.

Nobody WANTS to work at Sonic. Also, drunk and high people make your food for you almost every time you go to a restaurant. I'm sorry to break the news to you but they'd have a better job otherwise.

At my local Wendy's it was an Extra Small orange soda. You had to say "soda" too because we always call it "pop" here on the East Coast.

Those are literally the exact people that owners want making our meals. Literally.

Since they told us how hard their life is in the interview even though it had nothing to do with the incident, I am absolutely positive that we would know that if it were the case.

It's not a good thing, but even a kid wouldn't really get high off of eating weed and I wouldn't be super concerned if I had kids that it happened to. I mean, I get why the woman's mad—I probably would have been too—but it's really not the end of the world.

You should believe it. Every fast food place that I've ever worked in or have known people to have worked in is a place like that, and if it's a chain then the Health and Safety Inspections are more or less perfunctory unless the restaurant's been in the news lately. These places hire teenagers, college students…

Are you retroactively judging presumably adult people behaved when they worked for a fast food restaurant in high school? That is some high caliber pearl clutching.

Were you high?

Me too! Do you hate yourself as much as I do for it?

I've noticed that nobody else on all of Gawker gets called out as a liar more than you do. How does it feel to have gotten out of food service, and still having to deal with dickhead customers all day every day?

Thanks for that. I assumed it was a terry cloth.

Step 1: Go back to the article
Step 2: Click the link

Me either. Yet I have it for lunch virtually every pay day. What the hell is wrong with me?

I love KFC, but I hate myself for it.

You are entitled to your incredibly wrong opinions.

Yeah, and you're taking out your anger on addicts. Great attitude, buddy.

I don't think Ad People actually have ways that they think or feel. They have data mines that tell them that this ad produced this much money and therefore they should or shouldn't do more of it. It's a detached, analytical sort of evil.

And they don't smell like medical antiseptic!