Just like the guys who wear cologne in the first place.

I'm sorry your writing career is working out so poorly that you feel the need to attack other writers so personally.

Is it though? Most women writers I know smoke as well, they just don't put that on their book jacket. I wouldn't either.

I've had people tell me that they don't date short guys. 5'7" isn't even short for a millennial! We're all tiny!

People who aren't Irish get pretty pissed about that too because come the fuck on. On that point though, Kat said she's 1st generation so it's not exactly an egregious error.

It's not as depressing as the murdered transwoman, and that didn't get a warning.

Hey, you asked and I told. While we're at it though. Self-help books, about 90% of magazines, anything by Dan Brown, actual porn, and also anything that you might happen to enjoy.

Not especially.

I included adjectives in order to preclude sensible human beings.

I just find it really squicky when I see somebody reading what is effectively porn in a public place.

Yes. It really is that straight forward isn't it you racist piece of shit?

As an atheist, I understand what you're saying. As a human being with empathy, you are such a fuckwit for actually saying it that I wonder if you've ever understood how another person felt in your entire life.

I'm not surprised. Bored, distressed, and vapid housewives sure do love themselves Porn Prose and are the only people with enough free time to read for pleasure. (Gross, accidental pun)

I guess you don't have to agree with something in order to work on it.

Well that's not very Christian of you.

Holy shit! A post on Gawker (in general) passed your rigorous nitpicking regimen?

Why the hell weren't you allowed to hang up on harassment calls? If somebody so much as SWEARS at you where I work, you're allowed to hang up on them.

You did the right thing, but he doesn't really think you're cool. "Your girlfriend's cool" is best friend talk for "I hate your girlfriend."

Are you one of Contrarian's million burner accounts?

Sounds like you probably shouldn't go to people's weddings anyway.