Ha ha. That Sophie. She's such a character. I have lots of fond memories of Sophie.

It makes you wonder that maybe, just MAYBE, people aren't as allergic to things as they claim to be.

I do the last one, but to be fair I'm pretty sure that if I make eye contact with another human being that I am implicitly starting a fight with them or vice versa. Either I'm an animal, or I'm afraid of people.

Your memory is super selective, apparently.

At the start of it, yeah. Then she got belligerent and refused to learn. I think she's allergic to something in fish from the sounds of it, not gluten. Not that she gave a shit because she was busy being so damned right.

Not only are these stories all true, they're not even the tip of the iceberg of human awfulness. If you want to see how the average person wields power, go to a fast food restaurant and look for the 50 year old man making a 16 year old girl cry for something that is the fault of the restaurant/actually not a problem.

It is if they're transgender. Human rights violation? Lawyer call!

I think that you are the one who is angry. I once convinced a friend that habaneros weren't spicy. I did so by eating a whole habanero straight faced. I suffered for my comedy.

Sorry, you're an island of one.

Are you fucking with us now? I really, really hope so. You're astonishingly stupid otherwise.

The points are becoming more nebulous and difficult to defend because you failed to accept all of the perfectly reasonable arguments, and keep demanding more evidence. At this point, the goal posts aren't even in the same city as the stadium.

I don't think it's a strawman so much as it is an exactly equivalent situation, but you're the dumbest person in the universe, so...

Listen, it's all well and fine for Doctors to poke up inside my body and open wounds without gloves, but I draw the line at food that's been touched by human hands! *sarcasm*

Sssshh... shut the fuck up.

So you're assuming they'll change their gloves after handling each individual ingredient in the middle of an evening rush? Good luck with that.

Oh god, really? I spent years applying light heat to gloves so that they would affix to the shape of my hands, but not enough that they melted. Am I going to die?

Every time I've ever worn gloves in food service was to protect ME from the FOOD and not the other way around.

How about you provide a single argument for the specific regulations instead of just blithely refusing to engage people? Responding to people's well thought out responses with "No." every time just makes you seem like an uneducated little prick that's trying to one up everybody. We are playing chess with a pigeon…

No. Nowhere in that sentence is that said. You're implying that people don't wash their hands or trim their nails. I get that. You're still absolutely fucking wrong. Maybe in fast food, where nobody gives a single solitary fuck about their job, but pretty much any restaurant worthy of the name takes care of…

I am deeply concerned that people love a three camera, network sitcom that relies so heavily on established tropes this much. I like HIMYM, but I definitely don't love it.