Her neck is really long and muscular. It's distracting as hell.

I do the same thing, but I don't have to be to work until 1:30PM. If I had to get up at 6AM, I'd probably try and fix my snoozing issue.

I've got a weird writing schedule. I've got two roommates and we have a very social living situation ie. if we're home, we're hanging out. Which more or less means that no writing gets done after I get off of work, and before they go to bed (I work a mid-shift and they work night shifts). Around 11am every day, I…

Oh my god! Strawberry cream cheese on an everything bagel should be fucking illegal.

Sounds like a fast food manager, then.

I've worked for some real assholes, but I'd be convicted of murder if that happened to me.

Did the article's title give you the vapors? Do you need a handkerchief?

Soon, Google will have completely nullified the necessity of actually going to a website.

This is one of the most comprehensive and helpful articles I've seen on this site in months. Great job.