Yeah I’m not sure if the guy I pantsed back in they day has a sexual assault case against me or if he himself is guilty of sexual assault because two girls saw it... or if I’m guilty of all three sexual assaults... but one girl said she wasn’t looking so I guess that’s attempted sexual assault.

Point is I’m a felon…

But how would I get my boner?

It’s not only about money though, man. It’s the love of the game... and being told that you’re complete shit and worth more sitting on the bench than in the lineup lol.

This is the moment in this Major League reboot (Major League: O Boy!) when the team goes on an epic run inspired by tearing off the stick-on clothes of the cardboard cutout of Peter Angelos.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

This is ridiculous. When, in the history of the sport, has a butt contributed to any type of difficulty holding on to a football.

Bald guy here—started shaving my head at about 35 (maybe should have at 30). As comfortable as I am with my bald-ass head (who knows, if I had hair, I still might shave it for fun), I have to vote that gray hair > no hair.

Grey is 100% better than losing it. 

Sometimes I feel like gray is better than losing it though? Like I know your hair is changing to the Color of Advanced Age, but at least you have hair! And then there are the poor saps who don’t bald symmetrically. 

This seems personal to you...TRISTAN THOMPSON!

Draymond IS this generation’s version of Bill Laimbeer. If he wasn’t a part of the Warriors, they wouldn’t have had the near the success the past 5 years, so I’ll trade the cuddly image they could have had with the killers they’ve actually been any time. Teams are open about being physical with Steph to knock him off…

Toronto Blue Jays GM Ross Atkins stood in front of the assembled press and boasted that his team had “turned 14 years of control into 42 years of control,”

Lucky for C.C. Sabathia and Bartolo Colon, baseball bought what the never-rans were selling.

oh wow

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

Yes, it probably would have been just as effective to let Phillip Rivers spit in his drink.

Countercounterpoint: Do some dang trades!

It’s an odd fit, Ray Ratto’s shtick and Deadspin.

No one’s saying they don’t have the right to dump Le Batard for denouncing racism.

If you think white supremacists have valid points I'm doubting how progressive you really are.