Doctor Uncle Bobby = Uncle Baby Billy

The Martinez brothers had some pretty nice Jheri Curls back in the day.

Dang. That’s a rough 50.

Rooting for the Yankees or the Cowboys without and direct links to those teams or areas is probably a sign that you are a bad person. 

License To I’ll

I’m pretty sure that’s Penn Gillette. 

Yikes 

Beavis > Butthead

He’s inspired me to quit my job to become a Trekkie.

I don’t see how every comment here doesn’t involve some reference to having sex with a liver.

Don’t feel bad. The bar for a successful rape joke is always pretty high.

ShartShot 2 was better, IMO

Heh. I get it. 

Boo.

Heh heh. Fat people. 

It’s almost like people whose job is violence sometimes end up being violent people.

The Yankees are always going to be the Yankees. There is some mystique there for sure. But only part of that is due to their location. I give the Mets, Giants, Jets, Knicks, Nets, Islanders and Rangers as evidence of that.

Late 80's/early 90's Giants FTW. RIP Wendell.

You sound pretty informed, but I have eyes, and my eyes say “Nah, that can’t be right.”

Who would have thought that man whose profession is violence turns out to be a violent man.