Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

I keep saying that it’s not so much that a racist, sexist, fool like Trump is President, it’s that 60 million people were cool with making a racist, sexist, fool president. Even if he loses the next election and we start to move back towards some semblance of normalcy, those 60 million people will still be here.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

Talk about burying the lede there. 

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

Did his dad abandon them in October? That would explain a lot.

> nobody

Trump: “I may have to go for an extra term.”

Corona, like Heineken, isn’t really cheap beer.

My understanding is that this is a big part of the reason there aren’t any lefty catchers. They also have a bigger problem with batters being in the way when throwing out base stealers (especially at 3rd), but I gather a lot of it is just that if you are a lefty who can throw hard enough and accurately enough to catch…

If steroids are what it took to kill that mustache dead, then it was all worth it.

He looks like a mall Santa that got fired for having beard lice.

It’s like there’s a party in his mouth, and everybody’s invited!

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the girth of one’s head and neck and their propensity to date rape.

“Potato” is a shape.

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.