*googles* Dang, Tom Bosley turned into a tree?!?

Allium is a genus, not a family. However, the genus Allium is in the family Alliaceae. I’m sure there are countless people on a sports blog that would find this interesting so I thought I’d make that distinction.

Yeah, but those other guys also shouldn’t be in the league for other reasons, too. 

So, is Ratto the new deadspin Bay Area correspondent? Do other regions have their own Ratto?

Your girlfriend is probably already interviewing prospective trainers as we speak anyways.

I’m sure they will all be able to monetize this somehow.

“Our plan” was for natural childbirth for kid #1. After 40 hours, my wife needed to be induced, and when you get induced, you need an epidural. For kids #2,#3, natural childbirth was never discussed. 40 hours of drug free labor was enough for the rest of her life.

Hey, we have the same last name. Maybe we’re related?

Push both off a cliff.

Goddamnit I just posted almost the exact same joke.

“...the Warriors went on a monstrous run between the second and third quarters to push a relatively close game...”

Do people ask for dog ears and a nose?

Maybe it’s because I’m high, but what is that picture even of!?!

So, like, Dirk?

They also make him look less orange and more human.

I really hope that the irony of telling a Native American to “Make America Great Again” will hit him hard at some point in his life.

Although it grates on my ears, in correct soccer-speak, shouldn’t it be  Marcelo Bielsa’s Leeds United ARE The Most Fun Club in England?

I wish I had some of that sweet physicist money.

nope

I just realized the original commenter’s name is ObscureSimpsonsReference