Passed balls by definition are on the catcher.  Wild pitches on the pitcher.  I know that’s not what you meant, but I’ve already typed this far....

The one thing I’ll say about Ray Ratto is he looks like a grizzled cop who’s too old for this shit and probably doesn’t even read Deadspin

It’s just you.

He looks like a lab-human that they grow rat parts on

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Retired Heme/Onc.

I think we all hope you’re right, Doc.

Except my kids are too smart. “Five more times on the slide, huh old man? You can shove it up your ass because I’m not gonna slide anymore. Now we never have to leave.”

“I did not speak to Kevin Durant directly, but I heard this from multiple sources. MULTIPLE. I mean twitter users DevinKurant, KDisAmazing35, NotKevinDurant, TheServantWasAGoodNickname and even WestbrookWasntThatGoodAndI-IMeanKevinDurantCarriedTheThunder.”

How are the Cardinals doing this year? 

Really?! That’s your thought process? A supremely talented athlete celebrating her efforts is the same as official state business. Maybe if she opens some brown people concentration camps, you’ll be in the same neighborhood as a legitimate point.

I’ve been fine with the goofs so far but I would caution the team that in the event of a goal against the Netherlands they should be careful with any finger in the dike celebrations

“Fucking showoffs.”

He’s with the Angels, now still.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate Joey Votto’s constant execution of restraining Yasiel Puig since he became a Red. Votto deserves a contract incentive for leading the league this year in PHB (Puigs Held Back).

I’l buy that Puig may not be a bright man.  But it sure looked to me like Strop was annoyed by his attitude when it was obvious they were going to pitch around him and threw right at his ass.

The only stupid one here is the dude pitching around Puig with a 5-run lead in the eighth inning and two outs. 

My wife and I know a couple who practice, and tbh I’m salty they never gave us a pitch. I think JWs believe only a finite number of people get to heaven, and I guess my beer’s good enough for you to visit but not so good that you’d try to save my eternal soul, huh Greg?