Just seeing the name “Trump” makes me ill. Guess we can't stop talking about him while we're on fire

That medical issue definitely broke Drew’s fucking brain.

One of several corrections that 2016 could use!

Here’s hoping they fire Nick Riviera immediately 

It was over as soon as Klay went down. You take the wins any way you can and good on Toronto for going the distance, but it’s a damn shame that we never got to see a healthy Golden State team in this series.

And to be fair, wouldn’t it be even more disturbing if he traveled with a “life-sized silicone mold of a woman’s torso” that WASN’T “complete with vagina and anus”?

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

I’m a Raptors fan. A coworker told me today that he thinks the Raptors will win as long as they can stop Steph Curry from scoring so many goals. I was thinking of him specifically when I said “hockey bros” but I feel like it’s a pretty apt description for a lot of bandwagon Toronto fans.

There is no longer anything noble in the world we occupy. Once you accept that, this won’t upset you so much.

And so KD’s heel turn comes to an end with a heel turn.

On top of everything else, he reclaimed the last name “Rocker” for decent humans everywhere.

That’s not what I was expecting John Rocker’s kid to look like

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

No way are those twins 7 years old.

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

“That place sounds neat.”

Frazier demanded a trade to Chik-fil-A but eventually stopped stewing.

As a lifelong O’s fan all I can do is wear my hat proudly and wonder silently what the hell happened.... Oh well at least it looks like a duck right?

Poor Jennifer.