Narrator: They did not get one

We salute you every morning, sir!

This is great. I’m also sure Ryan was relieved when the guy didn’t actually know the answer to “How bout dem O’s”, probably a much more enjoyable train ride not to discuss the current state of the Orioles.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

Duh.

I was at a bar in Brooklyn and Q-bert had something like 90 credits on it. I had the top 25 scores when I walked away. Meanwhile, my wife and her cousins were playing Rampage and made it from Illinois, through Canada and down to LA before bailing.

10. Dinky Doo Magic Hat

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

So, because she had a reasonable, likely correct take on one situation, your assumption is that she lacks the ability to provide a different, equally nuanced take if a different situation calls for it?

That fetus was complicit in her crimes and warrants, and in fact, pulled a knife on the officer. The video won’t show it, but that doesn’t show what the officer saw. 

Are you talking about track and field, or just life in general?

How much of McCollum’s success do you think it based on the fact that he looks like Steve Urkel and everyone consistently underestimates him because of it?

Even though he’s 7’3, that’s no excuse to film in Portrait Mode 

He’s got “gettin’ away from the cops” speed! 

“Gritty”.... could that be the word you’re looking for?
He’s a gym-rat, He’s got a high sprinting IQ, and he’s sneaky athletic. A grinder who just plays the game right!

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

There was a play in one of the earlier games where Chris Paul drove into the paint, but Green stuck to him. Paul just started spasming and throwing his elbow into Green’s chest while flailing his head around. No call was made and Paul just tossed the ball out to the perimeter.

Do y’all think that Harden wouldn’t get gassed so much if he weren’t playing at NBA intensity for however many minutes a night while wearing the equivalent of a merino face warmer?

The Rockets:

It’s Dame Time.