The NBA age restriction was always premised on the paternalistic bullshit that young, black men would not be well prepared to deal with the big money and fame they would receive at a nascent adult age. A retrograde argument contradicted by the fact that the NHL (and its many owners who also control NBA franchises)…

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

Oh no!! Boogie blew out his other achilles?!?!!

No good comes when your tremper gets the best of you though.

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

That’s a hell of a way to apply for a job at Fox News. 

As a fellow big-head sufferer, I feel his pain.  And with Bochy retiring?  Truly a dark day for the cranially endowed. 

Frankly, the real victim here is Alison Chu’s vagina

Settlement details: Mortimer AND Randolph forced to pay $1!

So, if only Kaepernick had bowed to the pressure exerted by the league to sell out his heartfelt protest, he’d still have a job? Too bad the NFL didn’t think of that!

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.

Dead? No, he’s not dead. See?

Remember when the FBI tried to blackmail MLK into committing suicide? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

It’s fucked up even if you don’t think about it!

His white voice always makes me howl with laughter.

Prejudice and racism are different. To our detriment, the words are used interchangably.

but what?

McCain looks like she’s squeezing out an especially choice fart in that header photo. 

[T]he Warriors went on a monstrous run between the second and third quarters[.]

Duran’t always get what you want.