Sure it’s wrong, but is it “NFL” wrong?  

Totally. Never forget that Obama had the audacity to disembark from Marine 1 and salute while holding a coffee. Truly he is history’s greatest monster. 

Imagine if Obama had served fast food. Not only would he have been excoriated for “besmirching the dignity of the office of President” or whatever, but we’d still be hearing “WHY DIDN’T HE SERVE FRIED CHICKEN HYUK HYUK” until the end of fucking time.

“I’m not a baseball fan and don’t follow the sport”

Maui Nellie.  It's glorious.

So we’re supposed to believe that the government is capable of coordinating complex conspiracies, like running a sex ring and planting pipe bombs, but that an individual man can’t paint his sock to make it look like blood?

Yes and no. Obviously it’s a better starting place, but the problem is these filters present a fantasy that people really think can be realized on their actual flesh and blood bodies. They don’t want to look like “better them” as much as they want to alter every single feature into some flattened, anime-like absence…

Plastic surgeons: “We only wanted you to have self-esteem issues we could make money from”

I’m going to hell for this, but the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture was....

LOL

He’s going to pop up in Kentucky running for office in a decade or so, you can set your watch by it.

As someone with a full, thick, rich beard, I just want to say...

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

I argue that he and the others were doing exactly what the school sent them there to do, so of course no one stepped in to extract them from the situation.

They were going to get Craig Melvin, but the kid shat himself at the sight of a “gang banger.”

Fuck everything. This kid will literally get fucking FAME out of being a complete shit. Sometimes I just want to give up. Christ.

plus you get a little bloody skin in every meal

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

If that picture isn’t a perfect distillation of 400 plus years of white colonialism, I don’t know what is.

No this is me telling you to fuck off.