If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I admire Trump and his team’s ability to successfully push the narrative that supporting Trump = supporting America. It is so far removed from reality that having to explain it to someone is almost more trouble than it is worth. 

I think you put a typo in there by mistake. It’s supposed to a “USA: Blacks out theme night”

Look what you did you little jerk.

I just threw up in my mouth a lot!

If Lopez finishes this season on the Bulls and doesn’t murder someone,

Also, there’s almost 50 major leaguers who make as much as the top 7 or so starting quarterbacks in the NFL. It’s certainly no sure thing he’ll rise through the minors in the MLB to be a top 50 player, but I don’t see how you can plainly argue it’s more likely he’ll be a top 7 NFL quarterback.

I think you’re greatly underestimating just how hard it is to just make it as a starting QB in the NFL. Every year the first round is littered with guys who bust entirely, to say nothing of the fact that Murray would be the shortest quarterback since the days of yore.

Isn’t it early for Spring Training or even MLB’s version of whatever OTAs are? Why would he be in the team locker room right now?

Draymond seems like one of the most unpleasant annoying people to be around outside of Jimmy Butler in the entire NBA

It’s so common they even have a name for it - the “just world” fallacy.  Of course, the internalized misogynoir gives it all a particularly venal spin

We always want the bad thing not to be our fault. What’s the first thing people ask when they hear someone has lung cancer? “Did s/he smoke?” And if the answer is yes, you can think, OK, I don’t smoke so lung cancer isn’t in my future - when of course we know that non-smokers can get lung cancer. After Sandy Hook, I…

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I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

That's a Euro step- Brexit style.

let’s keep in mind that applying logic to to the actions of those who suffer from serious mental illness issues is fucking stupid.

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen today.

Im 100% in favor of players protesting systemic racism, but this is a weird level of transparency regarding a player who batted around .180 last year and pulled a gun on a delivery girl

Goldschmidt is a free agent after this year