Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

You know, its going to be hard to top the summer when she wore that jacket that said “I really don’t care, do you” when she went to visit children her husband put into camps on the border.

I’m glad she always takes the time to remind us that she’s evil, too.

You just don’t get it. Trade wars are easy to win. He’s proven it. He worked a completely new deal for nafta! And China is about to cave! Trump said so right before the elections, proving he’s right. You all just can’t see the big picture and the master plan, and even if you could, it’s so complex your simple minds…

^This.

His fuck-up was not in not hustling, because do you know who else doesn’t run at full speed on every single play, every single sharp grounder to second, every can-of-corn pop-up to short center? Every major leaguer ever.

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

Because they put those people in the forest to work, the natives, they give them rakes and they tell them to take care of it, and they do, it’s a really beautiful program, they give them these wonderful rakes and they do it.

It’s fucking astounding that anyone could have come into the oval office that would make ‘Dubya’ look like someone from Mensa.  Yet here we are.  Chump is a fucking moron of the highest order.

I think people don’t hate Boston cause they win so much, but because they win so much and yet still act like they’ve never won and the world is against them.  It’s literally a town of “WE’RE THE BEST FAHCK YOU.” or “EVERYONE HATES US, THE WORLD IS AGAINST US, WE ALWAYS HAVE IT THE HARDEST.”

No, it’s more about the idea that it would wipe out hoards of Harvard and Yale graduates, which inherently makes the world a better place.

Well, look...he plays in the NL, right? And he pitched in at least 6 innings in all 9 of his losses.

The difference between pawnee and real life is that pawnee is funny while real life is sad.

10,000 words is like 20 pages of type. He did say, however, that it takes an average of 10,000 hours to master something.

Oh, snap.

As much as I think Bell was right to just do whatever he thinks is best for him and fuck all the haters, he is going to end up leaving a ton of money on the table. The soft collusion that pervades the ownership ranks of the NFL is going to lead to him getting a much smaller contract offer than if he had played this…

Same.  Had my first one this past Saturday, in fact.  $5.49 for that bullshit fruit.  I ate the whole awful thing anyway because I was extremely hungover and was convinced it had magical healing nutrients.  It did not

It’s when you’re too cool, hip and modern to merely be a doctor. “I’m post-doctoral, man.”