Yeah, but that’s like 27 in dog feet.

Per NBC, Kavanaugh’s Yale classmates might not even be consulted:

Two minor details I forgot to mention. The way Damon started tearing up everytime he brought up the calender’s was borderline inspired. And while she had no lines and was a background prop, the woman playing Kavanaugh’s wife did such a great job with her silent stare and maintaining composure as Brett was going…

True, but the karma’s better.

You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.

I’d say it became clear when this buffoon, who had taken steaming shits on every single major Republican power player, had them all telling him how damn tasty his shit was after he won.

“Hi, I would like to report a sexual assault of a teenager by another teenager.”

I didn’t know Davis was Irish.

I need to stop doing this because it ultimately doesn’t matter but...

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Sean Doolittle is one of the best baseball guys. Things like this and his(and his wife’s) involvement with the LGBT community in make me like him even though he’s never played for a team I cheer for.

This is the best thing has happened to baseball in years.

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

This Peterman fellow is selling his merchandise online, you say?

Can't wait for all the videos of Trump supporters lighting their own knees on fire. 

This is as much of a dumb-shit take as it gets. Do concession workers bring a skill set that isn’t easily replaced by billions of other people roaming the planet? You’re also picking the side of an entity that’s probably worth dozens of times more than the “rich” you want to eat here.

The first solution should be NFL players getting together and forming some sort of union. They could call it something like the NFL Players Association, and use it to represent them collectively in setting terms with owners. This current system where they just let owners run wild all over them just won’t cut it!