He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

Think of the average person, and then realize that 1/2 of the people are dumber than that. It is absolutely 0 surprise a quarter of the adults in this country are dumb enough to vote for Trump.

OK, that explains him. Now, what about the nearly 63 million loons who looked at him and said, “He seems smart”?

Not even the right country, yo.

Reminder: Mark Davis is being handed $950 million from Las Vegas to move the team there, and just paid his fucking COACH $100 million.

The point is to save $20+ million a year! Draft picks dont cost shit compared to what Mack was holding out for! 

“He was only texting to get directions on how to stay away from there.” - Tom Izzo

“To anybody who thinks it’s rad though...you’re welcome.” 

We spoke to Derek regarding his interview yesterday and he completely understands the severity of the situation and he apologizes if it offended anyone. That was not his intention at all, but he’s taking full responsibility for it.

The towel was immediately crushed out of the park for a grand slam.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

This dude is jockeying for a post-career TNT Inside the NBA regular feature he will call “McCollum Like I See ‘Em.”

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself

So if the unwritten rules say hamming it up after slappin a donger results in getting one stuck in the ribs, does this mean hamming it up after getting one stuck in the ribs means Carlos immediately gets awarded a home run next time up?

That would have fucking KILLED Neymar

Okay, fine. I’ll finally admit that he’s the best Adam Jones in professional sports.