I was saying The Alex, The.

The problem is that he’s so stupid he doesn’t know that everyone isn’t as stupid as he is.

Dragon Fruit was maybe the most disappointing grocery purchase I’ve ever made. Like a white kiwi with all the flavor removed.

I was wondering the same thing. Crap, I didn’t even know there was a degree higher than a PhD, and she has 3 of them!

Sounds like the Chiefs and/or Alex Smith produce a lot of weird stats.

I’ve never even thought about having fires with pizza. I’m not sure I’ve even been anywhere that served the two together, other than maybe some crappy buffet.

“But we’re gonna build a championship football team here....”

I his approval rating was 8% and it went up to 10%, that’s a 25% increase.

I don’t want to dox myself, but I designed an outdoor kitchen for a hilltop residence in Sonoma County today. I guess I’m a cliche. Oh well.

If you want these people to stop being racist, you have to stop giving them cool nicknames.

I found it pretty ironic that the Braves issues a press release about Newcomb’s offensive tweet and there in the corner was a tomahawk. Dun-dun-dun-nuh-huh!

I’m thoroughly confused by the coat hanger thing. The rod runs across the closet, so I’m just seeing the hanger in profile if I’m looking straight on. If I look one way, they are all question marks, and if I look the other way, they are all backwards question marks.

Not to be that guy but they gave the error to Rizzo, not Hendricks.

Do not boo or publicly criticize these people, it only feeds them and their mindset that there is some sort of culture war going on and they are some sort of persecuted minority.

Homer announcer: “Out by a lot!”

Get off my lawn!

San Francisco is bordered on 3 sides by water and the fourth side by city boundaries and is the most dense city outside of New York. It wasn’t just that they were waiting for a reminder to build more houses.

If you are going to make light of a terrible domestic violence situation, you might at least make it funny.

I once had to send back roast chicken that I ordered cooked, but came to the table white and bloody. And this was the specialty of the house. That restaurant is now additional parking spaces for the supermarket nearby.

I’ve never even heard of WeWork. How loud am I allowed to tell everyone that?