One day I hope to get a job writing internet articles about internet articles.

He’s awful. Especially when he talks about baseball.

I just came down here for the references to the other Billy Preston.

Like a buff Jack Johnson.

And now you won’t have to.

Never forget.

Photo is hitting pretty close to home, HamNo.

Oasis sucks, you suck, England sucks, the hood is dope, and we can’t be brothers anymore.

Gentlemen, this brings me to my next point: Don’t. Smoke. Crack.

Could not get his name on the burger.

I live in the Bay Area. There is a reason very few people raise kids in SF, and it has nothing to do with the issues you brought up. It’s just too farking expensive.

I’m no expert on prisons nor transgender issues, but you have to imagine a men’s prison is an absolute terrifying place to be for a transwoman.

“Don’t think parents are on board with hearing this stuff about the manager.”

Slap ass!!!

Did anyone make the Nobody’s Burfict joke yet?

“while another may say, ‘look, black people commit more of the crimes, so it’s their own fault. cops are right to be trigger happy.’”

Britain is an island. England is a nation on that island, along with Wales and Scotland.

I didn’t even notice the Island of England part because I stopped reading after the part about Taiwan’s border.

Yes, that’s a big exaggeration. The north end of town is in pretty bad shape though.

For what it’s worth, the fire is aided not because of the drought, but from the record rainfall from earlier this year. Plants grew nice and fat, but California’s Mediterranean climate is one of seasonal drought every year and is normal. There is danger of fire at this time every year, even, and in this case…