This is not Vietnam- there are rules.

That’s over the line!

He is a modern day William Webb Ellis.

Nice work. Only complaint is that Pence is mentioned twice but never actually shown in any of the graphs, so we don’t get to see what you are talking about there.

I’m no theologian, but can’t God just fix whatever is wrong with the plane if (and only if) people pray hard enough?

“Well, I was going to let you crash, but since you asked nicely....”

I’m sure Gronk thinks both that both burritos and David Ortiz are both Mexican.

I sure hope that when I die in some freak accident I am not described as “Instagram user” in the first sentence of the ensuing article.

boris becker has a big black boogers in his nose ha ha ha

He prefers syrup.

I think the most likely scenario is not a superstar, who would have too many agents, handlers and sponsors to get the green light for that sort of thing, but a solid all-star/2nd tier player. They won’t have as much to lose but would still have the confidence to know that they will always have a job and they are good…

You really best keep your head on a swivel if you are going to have music in your ears.

Warriors fans were well known for filling the arena and supporting the team, even through decades of terrible teams. The fact that they’ve only been good recently actually highlights the fact that there is a sold base of non-bandwagon fans.

I think that’s pretty much an agreed upon analogy.

You could get cut if you accidentally walked into that first model.

Herb Alert Alpert

There was a guy with a number of signs in front of me at the last game I went to. I just couldn’t understand what kind of grown man would be so damaged that he would absolutely crave a couple seconds of screen time for two local markets. Kids are fine, though.

Don’t place society’s gender roles on the poor thing. Let it be called what it wants.

I think the point is that she races as a female because she identifies as female, not that she’s entering these races *because* of the advantage. She might have the advantage, but the advantage isn’t the point. Is it fair? I don’t know, but I don’t think that makes his point of view selfish.

You have mad me question my stance on puns. +1